Arizona State University. Sigma Phi Epsilon. When in doubt, frat it out.
girls are not made of sugar spice and everything nice girls are made of carbon atoms and lies
The only problem with dogs is that they don’t talk back, the problem with people is that they do
Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why i have trust issues